Baron Trump's Marvellous Underground Journey

It So Happened At The Time Of Bulger’s Low Spirits That The Elder Baron Had, Through The Kindness Of An Old School Friend, Come Into Possession Of A Fifteenth-Century Manuscript From The Pen Of A No Less Celebrated Thinker And Philosopher Than The Learned Spaniard, Don Constantino Bartolomeo Strepholofidgeguaneriusfum, Commonly Known Among Scholars As Don Fum, Entitled “A World Within A World.” In This Work Don Fum Advanced The Wonderful Theory That There Is Every Reason To Believe That The Interior Of Our World Is Inhabited; That, As Is Well Known, This Vast Earth Ball Is Not Solid, On The Contrary, Being In Many Places Quite Hollow; That Ages And Ages Ago Terrible Disturbances Had Taken Place On Its Surface And Had Driven The Inhabitants To Seek Refuge In These Vast Underground Chambers, So Vast, In Fact, As Well To Merit The Name Of “World Within A World...FROM THE BOOKS.